I've Been Haunted By A Ghost (A Party Party Ghost) I've been haunted by a ghost, a party party ghost I've been haunted by a ghost, a party party ghost I've been haunted by a ghost, a party party ghost, party ghost (Haunted by a ghost, a party party ghost) I've been haunted by a ghost, a party party ghost, party ghost A ghost, funky ghost Haunting me, scarily There's a ghost, in the room, little ghost straight from the tomb There's a ghost here with me, can't you see oh come back soon you freaky ghost I've been haunted by a ghost, a party party ghost, party ghost (Haunted by ghost, a party party ghost) And when you're haunted by the ghost, you'll be digging it the most (Haunted by ghost, a party party ghost) Party party, gho-o-o-ost, party party ghost Party party, gho-o-o-ost, party party ghost There's a ghost, a freaky ghost Disco down, gonna win that haunted dancing crown There's a ghost, up in here, lovely ghost, oh do not fear Freaky ghost, spin around, have you found that party sound oh lovely ghost Party party, gho-o-o-ost, party party ghost Party party, gho-o-o-ost, party party ghost I've been haunted by a ghost, a party party ghost, party ghost When you're haunted by the ghost, you'll be digging it the most Party party, gho-o-o-ost, party party ghost Ghost, ghost, I've been haunted by a ghost Ghost say, woo, woo, I'm going to get you too Ghost, ghost, I've been haunted by a ghost There's a ghost frightening me, supernaturally Ghost, ghost, I've been haunted by a ghost Ghost say, woo, woo, I'm going to get you too Ghost, ghost, I've been haunted by a ghost There's a ghost frightening me, supernaturally

The Mummy Rap It's the dawn of the mummy (The mummy rap) They dance kind of funny (The mummy rap) Don't do it for the money (The mummy rap) Yes the dawn of the mummy (The mummy rap) Ramesses the Third We come to this horror disco, cos we love to party Old school style wrapped head to foot, it's time to get things started Three thousand years we have been waiting, buried in the sand But when we found out about this thing it was time to change the plan You see my given name is Ramesses, Ramesses the Third I'm a mummy, yes, who can dazzle you, with my masterful use of word I got the flow a thousand years ago, no mummy can match my style I'll turn this party out everybody, we'll be cruising down the Nile My temples are impressive, they stand so tall in stature Oh don't be frightened of my rotting corpse, I have a friendly nature Worship me, on the dance floor, get with the mummy rap I'm glad you're here at the horror disco, no it ain't no deadly trap All the ladies, all the ladies, all the ladies in the house say Ra (Ra), say Ra (Ra) All the fellas, all the fellas, all the fellas in the house say Giza Giza (Giza Giza), Giza Giza (Giza Giza) Ah make some noise party people if you love our God of the dead, Anubis (Yay) Now, I want, to introduce, the rest of the mummy team I promise that they won't short change you, this ain't no pyramid scheme Well next up on the mic here to tempt you all the way from Memphis Is a beast of a mummy she's a-rapping kind of funny please meet DJ Nefertisis DJ Nefertisis Watch out for the curse from the mummy's tomb Don't break that seal or get disease and doom My name is DJ Nefertisis gonna rock your ancient world to pieces My dynasty comes from the Valley Of The Kings, where the nile delta boys and girls dance and sing It's a crazy place with a crazy face, yes we dance at a furious pace There ain't no stopping no time to think, cos I gotta hang with my pal the Sphinx Got a body that's wrapped from head to toe, everybody loves how I rock the show Fast on the mic and the break and the floor oh my friend the Sphinx don't cry she roar Oh I might come and get you with the royal sceptre, a stick for the mix and the get down culture Scratch to the left, the needle is on, rock this temple til the break of dawn Shake the pillars, statues fall, forget the other MCs I'm ahead of them all We came a long way to be here today, we just don't care what the high priest say It's a disco and it's where we shine, we'll horrify you each and every time It's a home from home like our tomb at Giza, now let me introduce to you a real crowd pleaser Up on the mic is MC Thebes, mummy supreme he's the DJ of your dreams It's the dawn of the mummy (The mummy rap) Yes the dawn of the mummy (The mummy rap) MC Thebes Stop, oh yeah, let your bandaged body rock Move it side to side, stretch up reach down Though I am the best dancer with the pharaoh's crown MC Thebes is the name I go by for a thousand year old mummy I'm a pretty fly guy Check out the gold thread sewn up in here, my bandages priceless, oh my dear, so dear Yes, everybody says I'm the Golden Horus, forget about the verse let's cut to the chorus Osiris, Ra, oh the gods are with me, they love this mummy rapper so please forgive me I bust out my moves all over this place, take a stand on the sand no disco disgrace I was the King of Cairo, the deadliest Pharaoh, now I am everybody's dancing hero Swinging from the temple with the Amun priests They love to party and they dig the full on beats Bow to your lord, oh the pharaoh at large I'm the kinda king who likes to be in charge I got a boat on the Nile, it's a sixty foot cruiser I won it in a dance another MC was the loser Got a sound system that'll blow your mind Crank up the volume what a groove you'll find So me, Ramesses, and Nefertisis, we're three dead Pharaohs and you can't beat this The top of our game for a thousand years from the ancient times we bring the beats to your ears I'm like Karloff at Universal, I'm a serious mummy this ain't no rehearsal Everybody scream, everybody shout, get down to the beat, what it's all about It's no time to stop the rhyme but we need to go now We drive the crowd insane with our hip hop know how There's such a lot of love for the mummies, are you scared? Just throw your hands in the air like you just don't care MU, MMY, MU, MMY, MU, MMY, MU, MMY It's the dawn of the mummy (It's the dawn of the mummy) They dance kind of funny (They dance kind of funny) Don't do it for the money (Don't do it for the money) Yes the dawn of the mummy (It's the dawn of the mummy) It's the dawn of the mummy (The mummy rap) They dance kind of funny (The mummy rap) Don't do it for the money (The mummy rap) Yes the dawn of the mummy (The mummy rap) It's the dawn of the mummy (It's the dawn of the mummy) They dance kind of funny (They dance kind of funny) Don't do it for the money (Don't do it for the money) Yes the dawn of the mummy (It's the dawn of the mummy) It's the dawn of the mummy (The mummy rap) They dance kind of funny (The mummy rap) Don't do it for the money (The mummy rap) Yes the dawn of the mummy (The mummy rap)

The Witch Is In The House The witch is in the house, and she sure likes to boogie The witch is in the house, that girl loves to dance She never casts herself down At this disco she keeps spinning around She's got the force, does what feels right She cast a spell on this dance floor tonight The witch is in the house, cos she sure likes to boogie I said the witch is in the house, that girl loves to dance She don't need man, oh she got herself a plan On the disco light she's seen, yeah her skin is flashing green The witch is in the house, she sure likes to boogie I said the witch is in the house, that girl loves to dance The witch is in the house, she sure likes to boogie The witch is in the house, that girl loves to dance She'll get you with her broom, there might not be no room She loves that pointy hat, and her cat's fur is black The witch is in the house, she sure likes to boogie I said the witch is in the house, that girl loves to dance She never casts herself down, At this disco she keeps spinning around She's got the force, does what feels right She's cast a spell on this dance floor tonight The witch is in the house, she sure likes to boogie I said the witch is in the house, that girl loves to dance The witch is in the house, she sure loves to boogie I said the witch is in the house, that girl loves to dance The witch is in the house, she sure likes to boogie I said the witch is in the house, that girl loves to dance The witch is in the house, she sure likes to boogie I said the witch is in the house, that girl loves to dance

Frankenstein the Disco Monster Frankenstein, Frankenstein Frankenstein, Frankenstein They're lightning fast on the dance floor, every Halloween Dig their moves at the horror disco, they're a freaky team Victor does the robot, the monster he stands still Then it's breakdance time, head spin, body pop, spin into a windmill Frankenstein, Frankenstein Frankenstein, Frankenstein With his monster, Frankenstein His disco monster, Frankenstein It's dance floor time for the Baron, he flips his booty round To shake it, take it, mind it, grind it, get the party vibe unbound The vampires and the werewolves, cheer young Victor on With his disco monster, they spin and they boogie on down 'til the break of dawn He's alive on the dance floor, Oh oh oh oh He's alive on the dance floor, Oh oh oh oh Comes alive on the dance floor, alive, alive Frankenstein, Frankenstein Frankenstein, Frankenstein The crowd gathers round the monster, he sure knows how to rock He's neck bolt nuts, a castle freak, he can't be made to stop Stitched up for all the dancing, moving quick like sudden death He's man all man, well some pieces of, he's earned his disco cred He's alive on the dance floor, Oh oh oh oh He's alive on the dance floor, Oh oh oh oh Comes alive on the dance floor, alive, alive He's alive on the dance floor, Oh oh oh oh He's alive on the dance floor, Oh oh oh oh Comes alive on the dance floor, alive, alive, alive Frankenstein, Frankenstein Frankenstein, Frankenstein With his monster, Frankenstein His disco monster, Frankenstein Frankenstein the disco monster, Frankenstein the disco monster Frankenstein the disco monster, Frankenstein the disco monster Frankenstein

Zombie March Zombie Zombie march, they're marching from heaven, disco heaven (And from hell) Zombie Zombie march, they're marching from heaven, disco heaven (From disco hell) I'm surrounded by zombies every single day They're always shuffling around, but they seem okay They never dance in the daytime, only march around Looking for their next meal, so they can get on down Arms to the front, walk straight ahead Get with the rhythm you're the walking dead Arms to the front, walk straight ahead Get with the rhythm you're the walking dead I'd love to take a zombie right by the hand Spin him all about, he'd be my undead man At night they like to dance, yes, dance so fine Marching proudly on the dance floor every time Zombie Zombie march, they're marching from heaven, disco heaven (And disco hell) Zombie Zombie march, they're marching from heaven, disco heaven (And from hell) Z O M B I E Z O M B I E, Z O M B I E Z O M B I E Z, O, M, B I, E Zombie, Z, O, M, B I, E Zombie Arms to the front, walk straight ahead Get with the rhythm you're the walking dead Arms to the front, walk straight ahead Get with the rhythm you're the walking dead Girl zombies, boy zombies, some wild some tame With grey rotting skin, sometimes acting insane Oh some have blood on their body, their face But they can still disco dance all over the place Zombie Zombie march, they're marching from heaven, disco heaven (And from hell) Zombie Zombie march, they're marching from heaven, disco heaven (And from hell) Arms to the front, walk straight ahead Get with the rhythm you're the walking dead Arms to the front, walk straight ahead Get with the rhythm you're the walking dead Zombie Zombie march Zombie Zombie march Zombie Zombie march Zombie Zombie march

Cthulu Clap I am Cthulu now hear my call I got the rhythm take my tentacle Now I summon you, to the floor My dance dimension, a forbidden door Unspeakable jams are all you need Let the nameless madness claim your feet Accursed grooves and Cyclopean beats When the needle drops there's Miskatonic heat Let's go mad, in the disco light These eldritch grooves will make you freak all night Now I call on you, to the floor of dance A great, old school, old ones, disco trance There's nothing quotidian about my non-Euclidean Daemoniac dancing, my mood enhancing, mind entrancing Soul enchanting, disco beats Summon me and there's no going back Not after you hear the Cthulu clap, Cthulu clap Cthulu clap, Cthulu clap Cthulu clap, Cthulu clap Cthulu clap, Cthulu clap Hear my call, take my tentacle Cthulu! Cthulu! Cthulu! Cthulu! Hear my call, take my tentacle Yes, hear my call, take my tentacle Summon me and there's no going back Not after you hear the Cthulu clap Cthulu clap, Cthulu clap Cthulu clap, Cthulu clap

Vampire Strut Vampires to the left, vampires to the right Gonna do the vampire strut, gonna strut our stuff all night Vampire do your thing, Strut down at the disco (Strut) Vampire do your thing, Vampire do your disco thing To do this dance just listen, listen and listen well My instructions oh so simple, so hear me as I tell To start walk like a cat, with a cape up in the air Move forward then move back, You gotta use your hypno-stare And bare your fangs like you just don't care Do the vampire, do the vampire strut Do the vampire, do the vampire strut Got to move your legs, you've got to move your body If you want to suck blood, from each and everybody Before you come a-dancing please, don't eat Italian food We vampires love to strut our stuff but all that garlic kills the mood Do the vampire, do the vampire strut Do the vampire, do the vampire strut Do the vampire, do the vampire strut Do the vampire, do the vampire strut Let's bite, and fight Strut and bite and fight aw night Strut and bite and fight aw night Vampires to the left, vampires to the right Gonna do the vampire strut, gonna strut our stuff all night Do the vampire, do the vampire strut (Strut) Vampire do your thing, Vampire do your disco thing

The Full Moon Disco It was Halloween, 1984, I was walking home from the pub with me mate Baz. It was dark and we were both really, really drunk. I'd had some food and so had Baz but, he said he was still hungry. He said, “look, wait for me here by Easy Lanes. I'm just going to go back and get some more chips”. “Alright” I said, “but it's pretty dark “. “Don't worry” said Baz, “there's a moon coming up, a full moon”. So, Baz buggered off and left me there, all alone. I thought to myself, I can just walk home, I don't need Baz, he'll be alright. Then all of a sudden, I heard a-creeping and a-crawling behind me. A sound like, an animal, with heavy breathing, sshuh, haah, sshuh, haah. I started feeling spooked, what if it was a fox or a rabid dog? Anyway, I started walking home, slow at first, but I could hear the noise behind me, following. Following me, down Easy Lane, down the back of Market Street. It was pitch black and and I could smell something, something bestial, a pungent odour hung in the air, I walked quicker. I heard something behind, me, it was moving fast, tracking me, I started to run, I could hear it as it came up right behind me. I got to end of the street, the full moon, was glowing. I was about to cry for help, something grabbed me by the shoulder and spun me round. It said “don't call for help, you and me, we're gonna have ourselves a dance”. I looked and I couldn't believe my eyes. It was Baz. My friend Baz, he hadn't gone for chips, no. He'd turned into a werewolf. “Baz, you're a werewolf”. “I know Euan. Don't worry, I'm not going to eat you”. “Well you'd better not Baz, we've been pals for ages!”. “I wouldn't eat you, I wouldn't eat you mate, don't worry, but I do want to dance, under this full moon”. 1, 2 ,3, let's go, oh yes. So we span, we moved, we danced, we grooved, we twirled, we spirled, he flipped me, got down, a spin, and back, a shimmy and we danced like this all night long. Well, for about twenty minutes. And I said “Baz, I've got to go home, I've gotta work tomorrow morning. See you again next week?”. “Aye, see you next week” and off Baz went, padding away. I did hear about some terrible murders that happened later that night, and I did wonder, was that Baz? I suppose it was.

The Queen Of Halloween The queen of Halloween, so fine, the queen of Halloween, mine all mine Dress up for the Halloween party, I'm one of a kind Costume on, ready for dancing, make-up divine (Divine) I'm a queen and I've haunted your thoughts for oh, so long (So long) Spooky this level of love, so right it can't be wrong (Oh no) The queen of Halloween, so fine (So fine) The queen of Halloween, mine all mine (All yours) I'm a queen and I'm dooking for apples, water splashes around (It's lucky it's not holy water) This queen's hair and body wet, from the fruit that's been found (Dooking for apples) At every Halloween party, I do love to dance (Yes, you do, you do) We're all dressed up to impress, let's start this horror romance The queen of Halloween, so fine (So fine) The queen of Halloween, mine all mine (All yours) The queen, of Halloween, (Halloween) the queen, (The queen) of Halloween (Halloween) (Yes, so fine, the queen, of Halloween, yes, the queen) Frankenstein stomps, vampire throws her cloak to the floor (The floor) Circle forms around they boogie down, everyone claps for more The queen of Halloween, so fine (So fine) The queen of Halloween, mine all mine (All yours) The queen, of Halloween, (So fine) the queen, of Halloween (All yours) The queen, of Halloween, (The queen) the queen, of Halloween (Of Halloween) The queen, of Halloween, (The queen) the queen, of Halloween (Of Halloween)

You Can't Escape From The Disco Crypt Can you hear me ya'll, down here in the vaults? Time to move your feet, Cos it's time to feast Hey ya'll here's something that you ain't seen From the ossuary, and the catacombs, and the mausoleum Yo we gots the beat and the heavy funk on every song We be the swinging ghosts, the hungry ghouls and the skeletons Underneath the church, where the ghosts all lurk Come get on down, Cos there's no way out With the skeletons, you'll be getting down Where there's no escape, from their disco shapes All the ghouls and boys, they'll be making noise Coming from the tomb, lighting up the room You ain't getting out, so come get on down We gon' keep it hip, in the disco crypt In the disco crypt In the disco crypt No you can't escape, from the disco crypt No you can't escape, from the disco crypt No you can't escape, from the disco crypt No you can't escape, from the disco crypt Alright y'all, come on now let's see your hands, It's party time for y'all, and we gotta dance Alright y'all, now it's time to accept your fate It's the disco crypt, and there's no escape Ooh, it's the ritual, of your funky disco burial Ooh, it's the ritual, of your funky disco burial Ooh, it's the ritual, of your funky disco burial Ooh, it's the ritual, of your funky disco burial What's happening ya'll, I see you trying to take a chance But there ain't no hope for ya'll so best just come and dance We gots the beat and the heavy funk on every song We be the swinging ghosts, the hungry ghouls and the skeletons Underneath the church, where the ghosts all lurk Come get on down, cos there's no way out With the skeletons, you'll be getting down Where there's no escape, from their disco shapes All the ghouls and boys, they'll be making noise Coming from the tomb, lighting up the room You ain't getting out, so come get on down We gon' keep it hip, in the disco crypt Ooh, it's the ritual, of your funky disco burial Ooh, it's the ritual, of your funky disco burial (You can't escape, from the disco crypt) No you can't escape, from the disco crypt No you can't escape, from the disco crypt Ooh, it's the ritual, of your funky disco burial (You can't escape, from the disco crypt) Ooh, it's the ritual, of your funky disco burial (You can't escape, from the disco crypt)

Monsters Rock The House (Every Halloween) (Monsters) Rock the house, every Halloween (Monsters) Rock the house, the terror we have seen (Monsters) Rock the house, scary creatures two by two (Monsters) Rock the house, horrific fun for me and you, oh rock This is the story of the importance of monsters at Halloween Perhaps there's a bit of a monster in all of us A little monster, one that just wants to escape, one that just wants to dance Oh monsters like to shimmy, and these monsters they like you They are always happy, dressed to frighten and look cool Fashion fit and super slick, they're right they're never wrong When they've finished eating people, they'll be dancing all night long They have sharp teeth a-plenty, use those to grind your bones Perhaps they'll do, the bump with you, maybe they'll take you home (Monsters) Rock the house, come every Halloween (Monsters) Rock the house, the terror we have seen (Monsters) Rock the house, scary creatures two by two (Monsters) Rock the house, horrific fun for me and you baby These monsters understand, how to disco, disco dance Their skills they are horrific, and the best ones come from France Oh Monsters they're with us, yes they're here to stay Come on ahead please bump and grind, with the monsters here today You know they'll always stick, close to the monsters code They live by those rules of honour, it's the boogie motherlode They keep their teeth in order, and their tentacles stay clean Cos they just want some lovin' fun on the spooky disco scene (Monsters) Rock the house, now every Halloween (Monsters) Rock the house, those terrors we have seen (Monsters) Rock the house, scary creatures come in two by two (Monsters) Rock the house, horrific fun for me and you (Monsters) Rock the house, now every Halloween (Monsters) Rock the house, those terrors we have seen (Monsters) Rock the house, scary creatures two by two (Monsters) Rock the house, horrific fun for me and you

Panic At The Horror Disco Panic at the horror disco Wherever we run monsters follow (Panic, panic, panic, panic) Panic at the horror disco Oh we're in mortal danger we know (Panic, panic, panic, panic) There's panic at the disco, hope these monsters are not hungry Or we'll get done before we get down Freaking at the disco, but these vampires never backbite No hiding in the shadows Staying up all night, grooving in the spotlight Panic at the horror disco Wherever we run monsters follow (Panic, panic, panic, panic) Panic at the horror disco Oh we're in mortal danger we know (Panic, panic, panic, panic) Let's hide, here inside, keep quiet Don't get caught by the monsters in here They'll rip you limb from limb, they'll slash you ear to ear You're trapped here in the disco, yes you are their prey But prayers won't help you in this place you've got to get away There's panic at the disco, these monsters stay up late Tentacles a-creeping, they'll drag you to your fate We'll get done before we get down Panic at the horror disco Wherever we run monsters follow (Panic, panic, panic, panic) We'll get done before we get down Panic at the horror disco Oh we're in mortal danger we know (Panic, panic, panic, panic) We'll get done before we get down Panic at the horror disco Wherever we run monsters follow (Panic, panic, panic, panic) We'll get done before we get down Panic at the horror disco Oh we're in mortal danger we know (Panic, panic, panic, panic) We'll get done before we get down Oh we know, we know, we know, we know, We know, we know, we know, we know, we know (Panic)

Werewolf Fever So here's our story, you know the tropes The tragic tale, of the Lycanthropes There's a bad moon rising, wolves on the prowl Getting hungry for dancing, now it's time to howl For the taste we hunger, you'll know it soon Then dance with us, by the light of the moon Our claws will sharpen, and our shapes will shift While you move your feet, and then swing your hips Just you cool it, with the silver bullets We just want to barter, for a dancing partner There's a bad moon rising, wolves on the prowl Getting hungry for dancing, now it's time to howl It's time to howl, it's time to howl It's time to howl, it's time to howl Let's just be friends, can't you pretend? We want you on the floor, but, not dead and gored There's a bad moon rising, wolves on the prowl Getting hungry for dancing, now it's time to howl Our primal instinct, is to take your hand Step to the right, we can dance again And perhaps we might, take a friendly bite It's just lupine fever, on a Saturday night It's just lupine fever, on a Saturday night There's a bad moon rising, wolves on the prowl Getting hungry for dancing, now it's time to howl Getting hungry for dancing, now it's time to howl